... you are a bot.

... you are a cat playing with the laptop.

... you are madly in love with me but nobody understands.

... you thought this is the new Instagram stream.

... you are using my site as bad SEO and responsive showcase.

... you thought this is tinder and you hoped after every click

you will see a candidate that is more handsome.

... you are the creative duo in the agency and it's so much fun

to hate every pixel of this website.

... you thought this can only get better with every click.

    And you still think that way.